Ash, performer.

I like ghosts and musicals. instagram: scaryosity snapchat:cgrimalkin Youtube: pinkisbitter Buy me coffee: paypal:daleloveskitties depop:scaryosity

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

This fucjing this fuckign fruit. Is so goddamn big. It is like a volley ball. When i bought it it was next to the grapefruits and the grapefruits were sold in a pile of about 40 but these. Fuckin fruits are so big there was only like. 6 of them being sold.

God really just be making new fruits without telling anybody

Apparently this bitch is called a pumello and it looks like a HUGE fucking yellow grapefruit

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I have compared a fork for size but it means nothing bc my hand and this fork are both huge. The pumello is on the bottom.

I cut it open. What the fuck????? What the fuck it’s like 50% peel

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It is just a grapefruit inside about two inches of peel.

Update: I have eaten roughly half of the Yellow Bitch and what i could get my teeth into tasted like a sweet grapefruit??? And also it took me like 30 minutes and i feel like I’ve eaten nothing. Also, im covered in juice.

Occasionally i just discover a new fruit and that’s just the kind of sexy life I live baby!

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*crying* i just wanted to know if aquaman sucked
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*crying* i just wanted to know if aquaman sucked

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Not gonna tag these cuz i dont look that good today but look at how cute my eyeshadow is

ulibeanz:

also u all know that the manic pixie dream girl trope is supposed 2 be a discussion about male wish fulfillment and misogyny in storytelling not a new way 2 ridicule girls right 

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

This fucjing this fuckign fruit. Is so goddamn big. It is like a volley ball. When i bought it it was next to the grapefruits and the grapefruits were sold in a pile of about 40 but these. Fuckin fruits are so big there was only like. 6 of them being sold.

God really just be making new fruits without telling anybody

Apparently this bitch is called a pumello and it looks like a HUGE fucking yellow grapefruit

image

I have compared a fork for size but it means nothing bc my hand and this fork are both huge. The pumello is on the bottom.

I cut it open. What the fuck????? What the fuck it’s like 50% peel

image

It is just a grapefruit inside about two inches of peel.

Update: I have eaten roughly half of the Yellow Bitch and what i could get my teeth into tasted like a sweet grapefruit??? And also it took me like 30 minutes and i feel like I’ve eaten nothing. Also, im covered in juice.

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

This fucjing this fuckign fruit. Is so goddamn big. It is like a volley ball. When i bought it it was next to the grapefruits and the grapefruits were sold in a pile of about 40 but these. Fuckin fruits are so big there was only like. 6 of them being sold.

God really just be making new fruits without telling anybody

Apparently this bitch is called a pumello and it looks like a HUGE fucking yellow grapefruit

image

I have compared a fork for size but it means nothing bc my hand and this fork are both huge. The pumello is on the bottom.

I cut it open. What the fuck????? What the fuck it’s like 50% peel

image

It is just a grapefruit inside about two inches of peel.

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

This fucjing this fuckign fruit. Is so goddamn big. It is like a volley ball. When i bought it it was next to the grapefruits and the grapefruits were sold in a pile of about 40 but these. Fuckin fruits are so big there was only like. 6 of them being sold.

God really just be making new fruits without telling anybody

Apparently this bitch is called a pumello and it looks like a HUGE fucking yellow grapefruit

image

I have compared a fork for size but it means nothing bc my hand and this fork are both huge. The pumello is on the bottom.

I cut it open. What the fuck????? What the fuck it’s like 50% peel

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

This fucjing this fuckign fruit. Is so goddamn big. It is like a volley ball. When i bought it it was next to the grapefruits and the grapefruits were sold in a pile of about 40 but these. Fuckin fruits are so big there was only like. 6 of them being sold.

God really just be making new fruits without telling anybody

Apparently this bitch is called a pumello and it looks like a HUGE fucking yellow grapefruit

image

I have compared a fork for size but it means nothing bc my hand and this fork are both huge. The pumello is on the bottom.

pinkisbitter:

pinkisbitter:

This fucjing this fuckign fruit. Is so goddamn big. It is like a volley ball. When i bought it it was next to the grapefruits and the grapefruits were sold in a pile of about 40 but these. Fuckin fruits are so big there was only like. 6 of them being sold.

God really just be making new fruits without telling anybody

Apparently this bitch is called a pumello and it looks like a HUGE fucking yellow grapefruit

pinkisbitter:

This fucjing this fuckign fruit. Is so goddamn big. It is like a volley ball. When i bought it it was next to the grapefruits and the grapefruits were sold in a pile of about 40 but these. Fuckin fruits are so big there was only like. 6 of them being sold.

God really just be making new fruits without telling anybody

This fucjing this fuckign fruit. Is so goddamn big. It is like a volley ball. When i bought it it was next to the grapefruits and the grapefruits were sold in a pile of about 40 but these. Fuckin fruits are so big there was only like. 6 of them being sold.

Anonymous asked:

How tall are you?

questionable-asexual:

pinkisbitter:

I am 5’10, sometimes 5’11 depending on who you ask

that’s too much leg for one person stop being greedy

I have a shorter torser in comparison to my leg length and i found this out bc i have the smallest little camry i drive and when i get in it my torso is fine and my head doesn’t even touch the cieling but my legs are at my chest

Anyways I have the same vocal range as stevie nicks as I have recently found out and my end goal is to become her

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Anonymous asked:

How tall are you?

cryogenicmeltdown:

pinkisbitter:

I am 5’10, sometimes 5’11 depending on who you ask

Ask me and I’ll tell you she’s 5'9

Don’t ask him